Jokes uit die Kaap……

The fruit seller walks up to the car and says:

“Peske, Peske. Lekke peskes. Net vyf rand virrie laanie.”

The guy in the car says: “Is hulle soet?”

The fruit seller says: “Dja menee, kyk hoe stil sit hulle!!”

Three guys selling snoek on the corner shouts:

“Hiers djou snoek”

The guy in the car says:

“Wat vra julle vir daai snoek?”

One guy replies:

“Ons vra hulle niks. Wil djy hulle iets vra?”

From: southafricansincharlotte.org

Advertisements